WHAT’S IN YOUR NAME?

What’s your new name? Sometimes when you have a stressfull day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Well.. here is your dose.. Follow the instruction below to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perlous Pilot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey:The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names…

** Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

A = poopsie, B = lumpy, C = buttercup, D = gidget, E = drusty, F = greasy, G = fluffy, H = cheeseball, I = chim-chim, J = stinky, K = flunky, L = booger, M = pinky, N = zippy, O = goober, P = doofus, Q = slimy, R = loopy, S = snotty, T = falafel, U = dorkey, V = squeezit, W = Oprah. X = skippery, Y = dinky, Z = zsazsa.

** Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = diaper, B = toilet, C = giggle, D = burger, E = girole, F = barf, G = lizard, H = waffle, I = cootie, J = monkey, K = potty, L = liver, M = banana, N = rhino, O = bubble, P = hamster, Q = toad, R = gizzard, S = pizza, T = gerbil, U = chicken, V = pickle, W = chuckle, X = tofu, Y = gorilla, Z = stinker.

** Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = head, B = mouth, C = face, D = nose, E = tush, F = breath, G = pants, H = shorts, I = lips, J = honker, K = butt, L = brain, M = tushie, N = chunks, O = hiney, P = biscuits, Q = toes, R = buns, S = fanny, T = sniffer, U = sprinkles, V = kisser, W = squirt, X = humperdinck, Y = brains, Z = juice.

For example, Karen Borja’s new name is LOOPY BUBBLE HONKER. Now, Dont you just feel better? hehe.. try it..share your new name with me. hehehe.. Woot~